OK lads and lassies... Tracey and I are making a video this evening (and should have posted this days ago).
Got anything you want us to discuss?
Let's hear it!
Friday, August 27, 2010
Thursday, August 26, 2010
How to Get to Heaven from Scotland
Got this from a friend in Port Glasgow this morning. (Excuse the language).
Kinda brings a wee tear tae yir e'e....
How to get to Heaven from Scotland:
I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday School class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.
I asked them,
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?"
"NO!" the children answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?"
Again, the answer was 'No!'
By now I was starting to smile.
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?"
Again, they all answered 'No!'
I was just bursting with pride for them.
I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"
A six year old boy shouted,
"Yuv goat tae be fukin' deid"
I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday School class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.
I asked them,
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?"
"NO!" the children answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?"
Again, the answer was 'No!'
By now I was starting to smile.
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?"
Again, they all answered 'No!'
I was just bursting with pride for them.
I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"
A six year old boy shouted,
"Yuv goat tae be fukin' deid"
Kinda brings a wee tear tae yir e'e....
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Outlander Book Club's 1 Year Anniversary Contest
In honor of the Outlander Book Club's one year anniversary in September, they are having an essay contest for a chance to win a personalized signed copy of The Exile by Diana Gabaldon! Yey OBC! Awesome idea!
See the Outlander Book Club site for more details!
See the Outlander Book Club site for more details!
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Outlander Chat Instructions
I received an email asking for help with chat and wanted to make sure I post the instructions!
We try to follow topics every week, but I don't want it to be so rigid that people have to discuss what we're discussing. I want everyone to have fun at chat!
Hope that helps! And please don't hesitate to let us know if you're having problems! You can email Tracey or myself by clicking the "Contact Us" tab at the top of the blog!
- To get to chat, click the "My Outlander Chat" tab above.
- Type a nickname - any nickname - and click "Join".
- You are now signed on to the chat room and your nickname will show up in the box in the upper right hand corner of the chatroom.
- To start talking, go to the bottom of the white box, where is says: Type here and hit ENTER to send a message". Type whatever you'd like to say and hit the "Enter" key on your keyboard.
We try to follow topics every week, but I don't want it to be so rigid that people have to discuss what we're discussing. I want everyone to have fun at chat!
Hope that helps! And please don't hesitate to let us know if you're having problems! You can email Tracey or myself by clicking the "Contact Us" tab at the top of the blog!
Pillars of the Earth on Starz: QUESTION
Can SOMEBODY please tell me who is playing Jacque Cherbourg (or Jack Shareburg - aka Jack Jackson's father) in all those flashbacks on The Pillars of the Earth??? I canna find his name anywhere. NO credits on IMDb. NO credits anywhere.
Why? Because he's a big, strapping hulk of a man with big shoulders and red hair.
Y'all do the math. :)
Why? Because he's a big, strapping hulk of a man with big shoulders and red hair.
Y'all do the math. :)
Another Great Outlander Chat
Thanks to everyone who participated in last night's Outlander chat! And a warm welcome to two MALE participants from last night... Richard... and Charles. We hope you come back again next week!
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