I can only imagine the seizure I would have if Jamie Fraser asked me if I had been naughty or nice, lassie...in soft Gaelic. JAYSUS.
Not "asked"... MURMURED. James Fraser murmurs. And the soft Gaelic... Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ. I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the lass who walked a thousand miles to hear JAMIE FRASER's ass murmur to me in SOFT MOTHERFREAKIN GAELIC!!!!
Your whole comment is cracking me up. As Jamie would say in fits of laughter, "Oh, Christ!" That kills me every time.