Can't you just see it now? You arrive in Glasgow...take a lovely car ride Northwest where you gaze at the gorgeous landscape. Then motorboat out to the island...where I'll greet you with a lovely single malt and a tray of bannocks. Then...you'll retire to the fantastic castle we've all chipped in on and built. I like to think of it as "Castle de Purgatory".
After you've freshened up in your authentic Scottish room, complete with tartan rug, gorgeous wood paneling and fantastic four poster with beautiful Scottish linens (which would cause Jamie Fraser to say "Christ, ye could get lost in this thing, Sassenach), we'll all meet down in the garden for another cocktail and a laugh about Jamie and Claire's activities in the Commandant's own garden.
Then we'll all have a wonderful Scottish meal prepared by one of the finest chefs in Scotland (I have to find him first) and a few more cocktails...and listen to a fantastic Scots band, complete with kilts, sporrans and little else. :)
And that's just Day 1! Who's with me?