Spoiler alert: Dinna read unless you have read Voyager.
(And dinna read if you are a prude. LOL)
So last night I read a wicked Jamie/Claire scene. And by "wicked", I mean dirty. And what was that? A scene I like to refer to as "Bite the Berth" from Voyager. Holy crap, I had forgotten how much I love that scene. Claire is a dirty little strumpet! Survey says: LUVS IT! She is all over him...and Mr. Stern comes by and won't shut the hell up. And it's just so funny watching him try to put her off - then deal with her and decide to enjoy himself...as Mr Stern is droning on about Marsali. And the whole time, I'm thinking "How can she even do this when she's burning up with fever?" (Hell - I'd be burning up with fever just from eating turtle soup! Blech!) She's got the cool breeze from the window...the heat of her fever...the warm covers on the berth...and HIMSELF all lovin' up behind her...LORDDDDDDD that must have been better than eating a York Peppermint Patty! Can't you just hear it now?? "When I eat a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation of being up against the berth with James Alexander Malcolm Mackenzie Fraser all up in my nethers from behind, with the blanket in my teeth and a cool breeze floating in from the port hole...". Mmmm hmmm. Yes indeedy. I need MYself a York Peppermint Patty STAT!
(And dinna read if you are a prude. LOL)
So last night I read a wicked Jamie/Claire scene. And by "wicked", I mean dirty. And what was that? A scene I like to refer to as "Bite the Berth" from Voyager. Holy crap, I had forgotten how much I love that scene. Claire is a dirty little strumpet! Survey says: LUVS IT! She is all over him...and Mr. Stern comes by and won't shut the hell up. And it's just so funny watching him try to put her off - then deal with her and decide to enjoy himself...as Mr Stern is droning on about Marsali. And the whole time, I'm thinking "How can she even do this when she's burning up with fever?" (Hell - I'd be burning up with fever just from eating turtle soup! Blech!) She's got the cool breeze from the window...the heat of her fever...the warm covers on the berth...and HIMSELF all lovin' up behind her...LORDDDDDDD that must have been better than eating a York Peppermint Patty! Can't you just hear it now?? "When I eat a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation of being up against the berth with James Alexander Malcolm Mackenzie Fraser all up in my nethers from behind, with the blanket in my teeth and a cool breeze floating in from the port hole...". Mmmm hmmm. Yes indeedy. I need MYself a York Peppermint Patty STAT!