Mop friend, Jerry reminded me how much I love this post...so I'm reposting, y'all! Enjoy!
MONDAY, MAY 10, 2010
I AM FINISHED!!!!
TOP TEN things that go through one's mind the day after finishing the most current book of the Outlander series by Diana Gabaldon:
10) Oooh I have ten minutes - I'm going to read!!! Oh. Wait. Shit.
9) How fast can I read the whole series a second time?
8) 2 years 'til new Jamie?!?!?! Give me the phone. "911, What's your emergency?"
7) Does anyone know where I can get a wolf?
6) "How many bullets are left in this gun?"
5) EFF the Kindle. I'm buying the books! I need to do MAJOR PAGE FLIPPAGE right now!
4) "Edward? Jamie?" (yelled like "Cindy? Bobby?")
3) Did somebody say "cliffhanger"?
2) No dirk-carrying, cup-draining, peach-splitting or herb-collecting for HOW long??
1) Claire, you ignorant slut!
10) Oooh I have ten minutes - I'm going to read!!! Oh. Wait. Shit.
9) How fast can I read the whole series a second time?
8) 2 years 'til new Jamie?!?!?! Give me the phone. "911, What's your emergency?"
7) Does anyone know where I can get a wolf?
6) "How many bullets are left in this gun?"
5) EFF the Kindle. I'm buying the books! I need to do MAJOR PAGE FLIPPAGE right now!
4) "Edward? Jamie?" (yelled like "Cindy? Bobby?")
3) Did somebody say "cliffhanger"?
2) No dirk-carrying, cup-draining, peach-splitting or herb-collecting for HOW long??
1) Claire, you ignorant slut!
LOL! This is funny! I love that I'm not the only who has thoughts like that after reading a good book/series!
ReplyDeletehahahaha.... forget MOBY - the next book's title needs to be: Claire, You Ignorant Slut !!
ReplyDeleteAwesome flashback!
ReplyDeleteFavorites: "Does anyone know where I can get a wolf?" and "peach-splitting".
Carol, you are hilarious. :-)
I am very bummed I'm going to miss chat tomorrow night!!! So much to talk about! Can you do a highlight reel, perhaps?
ReplyDeleteI missed it, too! Bummed but I'm on vacation and having a tremendous time! I need my verra own lakehouse, darnit! :)
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