Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Who Needs Vrooms When we Have Toot Toots?

SPOILER ALERT: Dinna read unless you have read chapter 40 in A Breath of Snow and Ashes.

So I'm reading along... sweet as you please... when all of a sudden, James Alexander Malcolm Mackenzie Fraser FARTS in bed. Yeah... you read that right. He FARTED. In BED!!!


Don't get me wrong. I get it. I really do. He's a regular husband who emits gasses, just like anyone else. Only he's NOT a regular husband. He's FRIGGIN JAMIE FRASER!!! HE DOESNA FART IN BED!!!


And Jamie Fraser doesna FART in motherfrigging BED!!! Before SEX with the ALMOND CREAM no less. My GOD!!! What is NEXT?!? Is Claire going to DOUCHE right before Jamie does her up against the fencepost?!

Le Sigh.


  1. WTF is right!!!! I mean do I need to read about my own realities? NOT!!!! C'mon DG, give me something more than Jaimie farting in bed. Are we running out of material here?
    Please dinna get me wrong guys, I am a HUGE Outlander fan. I was just so disappointed to read that. Sure, it's real...real men fart. Women fart. BUT Jaimie is our perfect man....our fantasy go-to guy. I shouldn't have to read about his flatulence issues. What's next? Erectile dysfuntion I bet.

  2. Well, Claire farts, right? (Or so Jamie claims, LOL) Idaknow, it didn't bother me all that much...if I recall, what followed the fart was the more memorable part of that section... ;-)

    Jenn M: ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION???? That's it, lass--you are in time-out. You need to write "I will never again use those two words anywhere near the name of James Alexander Malcolm Mackenzie Fraser, so long as I live" 500 times, and then go sit in the corner. ;-)

  3. You guys are too funny - but I agree! Not in my fantasy...

  4. I like that he is human. I makes it easier to project Jamie into my own marriage. And of course my husbankd doesna mind!

  5. I am howling. I am going to pray that Jamie gets ED - just so I can giggle even more about this subject.

    Dinna worry, lassies. Bree will invent Viagra using some honey and ginseng root.

  6. LOL. You ladies have me cracking up. The scene was funny, but your comments are hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

    Whereas I don't like to think of gas, it just shows how their marriage has reached another level of intimacy. It wouldna be the first time that bowel activity was discussed. I mean, how many times has Jamie extolled parritch to keep him regular?

  7. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahshshahaha!!!! This particular post is possibly the best of the lot yet. Thank you.